Chavlate

Picture this a young lad about 12 years of age and 4 ½ feet high baseball cap at ninety degrees a tracksuit, with trouser legs tucked into his socks (of course, is definitely the height of fashion). This lad is strutting around outside a fast food joint acting as if he is 8 foot tall and built like a rugby player. He announces "Wagwan" you, completely unaware of what he has just told you turn around open up the app, use our translate feature. Reply: "Hello!" More words coming soon!
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